- Step by step instructions to Create A New Indentity
- You may be saying, "So what do I require another character for?"
- The appropriate response is basic. You should go purchase alcohol some place, correct?
- You should go give the cops the bogus name when you get busted
- so you keep your great name, eh? You may even need to utilize the new
- character for getting a P.O. Box for checking. Sure! You may even
- need the stuff for leasing yourself a VCR at some dickless washout of a
- general store. Here we go:
- Getting another ID isn't in every case simple, nobody said it would be. By following
- these means, any bozo can turn into another bozo in a coupla weeks.
- Stage 1
- The initial step is to discover who precisely you'll turn into. The
- most secure way is to utilize somebody's ID who doesn't utilize it themselves.
- Individuals who fit that charge the best are dead. To really sweeten the deal they
- try not to go whining the slightest bit. Go to the library and look
- through old passing takes note. You need to discover somebody who was brought into the world about
- a similar time as you were, or even better, a little while more established
- so you can purchase liquor, and so on You ought to return the extent that you can for the
- passing in light of the fact that most states presently cross record passings to births so individuals
- can't do this later on. The cutoff date in Wisconsin is 1979, people
- in this amazing state gotta look in 1978 or prior. Anything earier there
- is cool. Presently, this is the hardest part in case you're more youthful. Whelps that
- youthful end up being very versatile, takin' drops out of three story windows
- also, eating rodent poison like its Easter sweets, and not a scratch or
- mark. There ain't numerous that bite the dust, so ya gotta look your butt off. Go
- down to the library and look into all the demise sees you can,
- in case it's on microfilm that would be preferable. You may need to go through
- long stretches of death sees however, yet the outcomes are definitely justified.
- You gotta get somebody who passed on locally in many cases: the demise
- declaration is recorded distinctly in the area of death. Presently you go down to
- the province town hall in the area where he passed on and get the
- passing authentication, this will cost you around $3-$5 relying upon the state
- you're in. Take a gander at this hunk of paper, it very well may be your approach to
- disappear in a clould of smoke when the ideal opportunity comes, similar to just after
- that enormous trick. In case You're fortunate, the good-for-nothings guardians marked him up with
- government managed retirement when he was a snot nosed imp. That will be another piece
- of ID you can get. If not, that is alright as well. It'll be recorded on the passing
- authentication in the event that he has one. In case you're fortunate, the firm was conceived
- locally and you can move his introduction to the world authentication immediately.
- Stage 2
- Presently check the spot of birth on the passing declaration, in case it's in
- a similar spot you standing presently you're good to go. If not, you can mail
- away for one from that area however its a minor agony and it may
- consume most of the day to get, the bookkeeper at the work area has postings of where
- to compose for this stuff and precisely the amount it costs. Get the Birth
- cirtificate, its value the additional cash to get it ensured
- since that is the solitary way certain individuals will acknowledge it for ID. When yur
- gettin this stuff the little structures request the explanation you need it,
- rather than writing in "Screw you", have a go at placing in "Geneology".
- They get this constantly. On the off chance that the Death endorsement searches useful for
- you, stand by a day or something like that prior to getting the guaranteed birth declaration
- in the event that they remember somebody needing it for a dead person.
- Stage 3
- Presently your cookin! You started out and the following part's simple.
- Wrench out your old Dot lattice printer and run off some mailing marks
- addressed to you at some fake location. Set aside the effort to check your
- fake location that there is such a spot. Lodgings that lease constantly
- or on the other hand enormous high rises are acceptable, make certain to get the right zip
- code for the space. These are things that the cops may see that
- will entangle you. Get some old garbage mail and glue your new lables
- on them. Presently take them alongside the birth testament down to the library.
- Get another library card. On the off chance that they inquire as to whether you had one preceding say that
- you truly aren't sure in light of the fact that your family moved around alot when
- you were a child. Most libraries will permit you to utilize letters as a structure
- of ID when you get your card. Assuming they need more give them a tragic account
- regarding how you were robbed and got your wallet taken with all your
- distinguishing proof. Your card ought to be hanging tight for you in around fourteen days.
- Most libraries request two types of ID, one can be your trusty Birth
- Endorsement, and they do permit letters addressed to you as a second
- structure.
- Stage 4
- Presently you got a beginning, it isn't great yet, so we should proceed. You ought to
- have two types of ID now. Discard the old letters, or even better
- stuff them inside the wallet you mean to use with this stuff.
- Go to the region town hall and show them what decent ID you got and get
- a state ID card. Presently you got an image ID. This will require around fourteen days
- also, cost about $5, its definitely justified.
- Stage 5
- In the event that the demise endorsement had a federal retirement aide number on it you can go
- out and get one of those metal SS# cards that they sell.
- Assuming it didn't, you got a wide range of pretty ID that shows precisely
- what your identity is. On the off chance that you don't yet have a SS#, Go down and apply for one,
- these are free yet they could require five or a month and a half to get,
- Administrators you know... You can create a SS# as well if ya like, yet the aphorism
- of 'THE WALKING GLITCH' has consistently been "The reason not greatness?".
- Stage 6
- Assuming you need to go entire hoard you would now be able to get a ledger in your new
- name. Assuming you intend to do alot of voyaging, you can put alot
- of cash in the record and afterward say you lost the record book. After
- you get the new book you take out all the money. They'll hit you
- with a slight energize and perhaps tie your cash a few, yet in case you're
- at any point broke in some unassuming community that bank book will hold you back from being
- tossed behind bars as a transient.
- ALL DONE?
- So youngsters, you got ID for purchasing liquor, yet what else? In certain towns
- (the bigger the almost certain) the cops in the event that they get you for something
- negligible like shoplifting stuff under a specific dollar sum, will just
- give you a ticket, same thing for peeing in the road. That is it!
- No fingerprints or nothing, simply pay the fine (quite often more than $100)
- or then again show up in court. Obviously they run a radio beware of your ID, you'll
- be perfect and your adjust self image gets a smudge on his record.
- Your free as a bird. That merits the cost of the difficulty you've gone
- through in that general area. In the event that your keen, you'll throw that ID away if this
- occurs, or even better, detach your image and give the ID to somebody
- you don't care for, possibly they'll get busted with it.
- In case you're an average worker, here's a method to extend your dollar. Go to work
- however long it takes to get joblessness and afterward get yourself terminated.
- Go to work under the other name while your getting the joblessness.
- With two or three arrangements of ID, you can live like a lord. These ideas
- for endurance in the new age come to you praises of THE WALKING GLITCH.
